What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:40
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Maybe not best, but Sounders are most fitting MLS Club World Cup representative - Sounder at Heart
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.